The new record won't see the light of day- It's cursed.

The new record won't see the light of day- It's cursed.

Postby Bumpy Dog on Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:59 am

Well it looks like the new record ISN'T going to ever see the light of day 'cause the fucking thing is cursed.

Firstly the Blake / Bowie collaboration has been pulled due to the untimely death of the MAN. Apparently his estate said the song on the album would be an 'affront' to the memory of Ziggy Stardust. They were only too happy to include Blake's co-compostion on Black Star. Pricks.

Then George Martin carking it has caused a bit of a stir as he was in the middle mastering the fucking thing. They had to draught-in Steve Albini to finish it off and he's deconstructed the fucker and got the guys to re-record every guitar track using only Travis Beans.

The latest blow is the death of Ronnie Corbett - a little know fact but he was actually Gerry's daddy and Gerry is obviously too distraught to help out and is spending every day at the chapel lighting fork handles.
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Re: The new record won't see the light of day- It's cursed.

Postby Ruthiepoos on Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:19 pm

How many April Fool's have there been about the new album?
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Re: The new record won't see the light of day- It's cursed.

Postby Rosario FC on Sat Apr 02, 2016 2:48 pm

Ruthiepoos wrote:How many April Fool's have there been about the new album?


erm......one?
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Re: The new record won't see the light of day- It's cursed.

Postby Nicene Creeder on Sat Apr 02, 2016 11:22 pm

The albums release is contingent on Brexit vote, with tentative album titles: Trust in Numbers, or Fractions, Factions, Actions and Ions.
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Re: The new record won't see the light of day- It's cursed.

Postby tarastew on Sun Apr 03, 2016 2:50 am

Not a believable play, but appreciate the creative attempt. Not much real action on this board of late. But I can already hear Gerry's four gems, one relegated to the B side of a single. Hey, great flutes!
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Re: The new record won't see the light of day- It's cursed.

Postby Ruthiepoos on Sun Apr 03, 2016 1:38 pm

Rosario FC wrote:
Ruthiepoos wrote:How many April Fool's have there been about the new album?


erm......one?



Oh really? I was sure there had been more. I'm a big fan of Bumpy's posts and I've found myself looking forward to reading them this time of year. :-)
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Re: The new record won't see the light of day- It's cursed.

Postby Ruthiepoos on Sun Apr 03, 2016 1:40 pm

tarastew wrote:Not a believable play, but appreciate the creative attempt. Not much real action on this board of late. But I can already hear Gerry's four gems, one relegated to the B side of a single. Hey, great flutes!


:-)
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Re: The new record won't see the light of day- It's cursed.

Postby Nicene Creeder on Sun Jun 12, 2016 4:39 am

No curse.
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