Golf

What is Golf anyway?

Poll ended at Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:52 am

A sport of skill and endurance
5
33%
A good walk spoiled
8
53%
A style of dressing
2
13%
 
Total votes : 15

Postby pinball on Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:02 am

retlivdead wrote:Golf is a great sport, although agreed it does need to be dragged into the 21st century, it's a lot less elitist than horse racing which is also 100 times duller than golf could ever be!! Playing it can be as despairing and rewarding in equal measures but never boring... if that makes me a dullard then so be it....

BTW Pinball you should play more often you'd be playing off scratch in no time!!!


I don't see how its more elitist than horse racing. I mean, mt friends own a race horse and it costs them £48 a month. £48 down the shitter in my view, the nag should be called "Dogfood". And you don't even need to own one to take part, I suppose. Now, I'd consider buying a dog. Go up to see it as Distillery's satdium.

I'll be playing again at the end of the summer RLD, I'll let you know how I get on. Need to buy a new putter though, I bust my wee brother's at the same outing last year in frustration. Funnily enough, I'll be playing at one of the biggest society clubs in NI with a Michelin starred resturant etc... That's why I'm going!
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Postby woody on Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:06 am

Gazz wrote:Woody wrote:
Up the Spitfires and Ed Smith for England, that's what I say


How shallow, surely you should be rooting for the Hampshire mob Woody......where's yer loyalty? :? :shock:

ps Also in Woody's unlikely scenario , never decribe any poor sportsperson by saying "he sucks" or the classic line "Two swallows don't make a summer"!


I'm from Kent. That's why I follow Kent. Hampshire sucks.
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Postby CMS on Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:42 pm

Don't our good men of TFC golf??

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Postby pinball on Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:47 pm

CMS wrote:Don't our good men of TFC golf??

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Yes I believe they do, but then we are all flawed in some way.
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Postby Gazz on Fri Jul 18, 2003 6:17 pm

Woody wrote:
I'm from Kent. That's why I follow Kent. Hampshire sucks.


Then surely you should be supporting Kent & Gillingham as opposed to Kent & Southampton (or Hampshire & Southampton)?
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Postby woody on Sun Jul 20, 2003 8:23 pm

I'd rather eat my own shit than support Gillingham. Which translates as "I am not from the medway towns". Where I come from Gillingham is a dirty word. These scars run deep.
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Postby dougbrown93 on Sun Jul 20, 2003 8:26 pm

Golf is shit....did i mention that?
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Postby Gazz on Sun Jul 20, 2003 8:28 pm

Ok Tunbridge Wells FC then?? :lol:

So Gillingham is another word meaning Portsmouth!
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Postby woody on Sun Jul 20, 2003 9:00 pm

Tunbridge Wells is in Sussex. FACT
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Postby Gazz on Sun Jul 20, 2003 9:35 pm

Woody,
I live in EAST Sussex.

Tunbridge Wells is in KENT!!! FACT :twisted:
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Postby retlivdead on Sun Jul 20, 2003 11:18 pm

dougbrown93 wrote:Golf is shit....did i mention that?


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Postby dougbrown93 on Mon Jul 21, 2003 12:26 am

retlivdead wrote:
dougbrown93 wrote:Golf is shit....did i mention that?


No


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Postby weeeddiemcludgie on Mon Jul 21, 2003 5:52 am

long live golf

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