Golf

What is Golf anyway?

Poll ended at Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:52 am

A sport of skill and endurance
5
33%
A good walk spoiled
8
53%
A style of dressing
2
13%
 
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Postby pinball on Thu Jul 17, 2003 8:52 am

All this fuss about the open. What do you think?
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Postby Rick.N.Baker on Thu Jul 17, 2003 8:58 am

Hours and hours of televised sky...fucking boring game, played 9 holes in Eastbourne once, just to be able to comment on it, it had rained a few days before and when I got hom, I looked as though I had been moto Xing or mud diving. Shit game, shit clothes and the 19th hole is full of dick heads!
Also have you seen the new equipment that has been made, the clubs are three times bigger as is the sweet spot on the club, a fucken three year old could knock a ball (which can also be adjusted to make it go farther now) 300 yds!!!!!!
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Postby siobhan's dad on Thu Jul 17, 2003 9:04 am

Not a fan, although some Game Console / PC Golf games are good.
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Postby Lord_Muffin on Thu Jul 17, 2003 9:06 am

Wouldn't say I love the game but I do enjoy it. I play off a 5 handicap so I'm a reasonable standard.
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Postby pinball on Thu Jul 17, 2003 9:12 am

Lord_Muffin wrote:Wouldn't say I love the game but I do enjoy it. I play off a 5 handicap so I'm a reasonable standard.


Off 5?

Fuck you must play a bit. Do you play any real sports as well?
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Postby themanwithsalthair on Thu Jul 17, 2003 9:13 am

A ridiculous 'sport' designed for dullards. If people choose to play it that's their problem, but why must I listen to descriptions of 'birdies' and 'eagles' on the'Today' programme. Totally bizarre.
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Postby Lord_Muffin on Thu Jul 17, 2003 9:22 am

pinball wrote:
Lord_Muffin wrote:Wouldn't say I love the game but I do enjoy it. I play off a 5 handicap so I'm a reasonable standard.


Off 5?

Fuck you must play a bit. Do you play any real sports as well?


Yeah. I used to play Football at county level until I got injured. I play a bit of Tennis and Squash too.
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Postby ice cream man on Thu Jul 17, 2003 9:27 am

Hiya

When I play golf, I always take a spare pair of trousers with me in case I get a hole in one.

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Postby zonked on Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:19 am

I much prefer cricket :wink:
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Postby pinball on Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:25 am

Lord_Muffin wrote:
pinball wrote:
Lord_Muffin wrote:Wouldn't say I love the game but I do enjoy it. I play off a 5 handicap so I'm a reasonable standard.


Off 5?

Fuck you must play a bit. Do you play any real sports as well?


Yeah. I used to play Football at county level until I got injured. I play a bit of Tennis and Squash too.


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Postby First Paul on Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:29 am

ice cream man wrote:Hiya

When I play golf, I always take a spare pair of trousers with me in case I get a hole in one.

icm :D


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Postby tomtom on Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:31 am

i can vouch for muffins golf prowess. but i am curious what county he played footie for !!! i have seen him on the 5-a side pitch and any youngster who can get marked out of a game by a 40yr old overweight baldie who is now too slow to even make his infamous late tackles , well it must have been some county girls team.
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Postby Lord_Muffin on Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:42 am

tomtom wrote:i can vouch for muffins golf prowess. but i am curious what county he played footie for !!! i have seen him on the 5-a side pitch and any youngster who can get marked out of a game by a 40yr old overweight baldie who is now too slow to even make his infamous late tackles , well it must have been some county girls team.


Played for Bedfordshire mate. And you've only played with me after the injury. Still, we had some great games though didn't we.
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Postby tomtom on Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:45 am

ya and you only played with me when i was an auld man. mind that night i just followed you around for 15mins was a laff. and the near scarp with the data security bloke from IT "c'mon do something midget" ha ha scored once as well i think.
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Postby monkey_mafia on Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:51 am

I've never understood the appeal of golf, much less the horrendous outfits *shudder*
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